High and nerdy mighty

I just replaced the sound/power board in myG3 powerbook. The poor pismo wasn't charging, so I eBay'd myself a new part for less than half of retail and I swapped them out and it's all peachy keen!

I'm thinking I'm going to have to sell it, though.

Anyone desirous of a G3 400 (pismo) 256MB RAM, 20 GB hard disk running OSX (10.2)/9.2.2 with an assinine amount of software?

bad geek joke

eliaswake made me suffer through this, so I thought I would spread the misery.

So, a guy and his 5 cats are in his house. it's surrounded by a flood, a big 150 meter ring of water, and he wants to save his cats. So naturally he builds a catapult. He launches the first one, it makes it fine. The next one barely. The third lands a little shy of land, but swims. The fourth one lands in the water but is saved by the first.

But the fifth one. It lands half way and drowns. Know why?

Cuz you can't send cat 5 over 100m without a repeater.