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[mattblakk]

The doctor told me to take advil and stretch.

She also told me that it's probably due to my weight.

Really? I'm fat and I should take advil? Brilliant. So glad I went in.

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[gusmacroy.livejournal.com]

Ugh. On a related note, I decided that my syphilitic chancre was an ingrown hair, and that I was having STD hypochondria.